Mail and news!

I'm back for another of my popular mailbag series. I should remind you that we here at Shamrock Talk take privacy very seriously and we will only ever use your first initial and last name. Feel free to send all questions or comments or prophetic warnings to blakecates2012@gmail.com

Let's dive right in, shall we?

Our first letter today is a very interesting one:

Dear Shamrock Talk,

Why do you insist on telling people that Cthuhlu isn't real? He has been on this world for millions of years. His coming was foretold. His sleep was foretold. His return is foretold. This world, like all the others in the cosmos is his and always was his. Only those who prepare their minds to his will have even a hope of quick destruction when the waves of madness infect the weak minds of those around them. Submit to Anti-Life. Submit to Cthulhu.

-R. Tork

Truth be told, Mr. Tork, I've never been one to submit and I really don't like bullies. I'm sure that you mean well, but there's only two things you can say about Cthulhu. Nothing good and he's good for nothing.

Our next letter comes from a lovely lady I met recently.

Dearest Blake,

I love your blog. You are so smart and sexy. Call me and we play Kangaroo and Koala?

With love,
I. Dee

That's a very, very tempting offer... but I am happily married. Thanks anyway, I'm sure we can be friends?

This one comes from my friend, Misty who specifically requested that she not be anonymous.

Blake,

I just wanted to tell you that I love your blog and I'm looking forward to the next time we can get together to work on our "project." Also, if you ever need some help blogging let me know.

Kisses,
Misty Kaylor

Thanks Misty, that's a perfect segue to a point I wanted to make today. Because of the incredible success of my blog (Second only to Nigel Barf's in popularity!) I'm taking on some correspondents and even the occasional guest blogger. Officially I'd like to welcome Misty as our weird news correspondent, Jen as our psychic correspondent, and Jeff as our sports correspondent. It's like we're a real news organization all of the sudden! I'm sure all of our many, many readers look forward to hearing from you all soon.